It’s TRUE! ALIENS EXIST AND ALL THE MEDIA KNOWS IT!!!
Protected: AAARRGHGHGHG! OH NO THEY’RE THREATENING TO BAN SOMETHING ELSE THAT I’VE BEEN TRIBALLY BRAINWASHED TO FEEL SUCH A FIERCELY STRONG EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT TO! NOOOOOOOO!!!
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BREAKING: In today’s press conference Tom Brady insists his recent absense from practice has nothing to do with Gisele attempting to burn his face off with scalding hot hair styling thingie!